Plain Speaking

So while in Michigan mom and I went to see Grandma Herbert and visit with her. So here is a conversation that took place between Grandma and I.

I walk into Grandma's house and she looks me over.

Grandma: "You've gained weight since I last saw you."

Me: I stop and look at her. "Yep."

Grandma: "Why?!"

Thanks Grandma, I love you too.